Dino - Man, you complete me...You are my sidekick!
Denis - Fuck you! I am not your sidekick!
Dino - Why do you have to be like that now?
Denis - Cause I am not your damn sidekick!
Dino - Wait, wait... what does sidekick mean to you?
Denis - Robin.
Dino - So, like I'm Sherlock and you are Watson?
Denis - Fuck you.
Dino - Fine, you be Batman and I'll be Robin....I'm fucking your wife all those nights you are out fighting crime.
Denis - He's not married douchebag.
Dino - What about...wingman?
Denis - Fuck you...
Dino - What? Maverick and Goose were wingmans in TOP GUN.
Denis- Goose dies asshole...
Dino - Details...
Denis - Oh, and FYI its wingmen dude...
Dino - You're gay.
Denis - TOP GUN's gay.
PAUSE
Dino - Love the scene where he cries his eyes out over Goose...
Denis - Yeah that was good...
Dino - It was wasn't it?
PAUSE
Denis - GAY.
based on a ....partially real dialogue*
* to be edited soon...
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