Monday, March 21, 2011

Fashionistas Against the Bombardments

THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE:

AP.  Archibald Cronin reporting from Nicosia.

Riot police stood alert on Stasikratous Str. in Nicosia early this morning, as Cypriot socialites and fashionistas, some holding Libyan flags, were attending a protest outside the Louis Vuiton store to condemn an international strike force which launched its first strikes on Libya Saturday to destroy the country's air and missile defense systems and prevent further attacks by the Libyan government on its citizens and rebels in and around the rebel held city of Benghazi.

The Cypriot socialites and fashionistas were arguably upset and distraught with the aggressive nature of the allied actions against their fashion icon, Col. Muammar Gaddafi. 

The police eventually moved in when some of the socialites begun throwing their Balenciaga classic top-handle bags at them. There was even friction among the protesters when the fashionistas deemed that the socialites went a step too far when they began throwing their chain-strapped flap variety Chanel bags at the police. 
The senseless waste of the brand’s iconic quilting and leather-woven handle bags was too much to bear and resulted in altercations among the two fractions of protesters. 

The argument was resolved when the police called in renowned socialites and fashionistas Val T., R. Kar, and Ramos Philippa to facilitate a peaceful resolution to the crisis.

Mar. 21 2011

No comments:

Post a Comment